TAKING BACK [THE KNIT] - meme

are you shitting me?

noreply@blogspirit.com (Jessica BACH) — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:19:30 -0700

jesus christ, i can't fucking believe this.

I said "hell" once.

we all know i curse a hell of a lot more than that. this is complete fucking bullshit.

(ha!)

ridiculous!

noreply@blogspirit.com (Jessica BACH) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:39:53 -0700

I've been tagged to do some memes for a while now, and I've been slacking. Here they are!

I think I'm the last knitblogger ever to do this meme, so here are 7 weird/random things about me. I was tagged first by Scarlett and then by Pam.

1. I do not eat vegetables. Ever. Tomato sauce, in limited quantities is okay. Other than that, unless potatoes count, I can't think of anything else.

2.I've only driven a car once. And I almost hit a pole. Driving scares me. (I think I need anti-anxiety meds, really.)

3. I went on maybe 4 dates (ever, with anyone) before I met my current (and only!) boyfriend. We've been together since last March. I love his family, and I think my family likes him more than me!

4. I love Sailor Jerry/tradional style tattoos. I'm planning on getting quite a few (I can't yet because of dance competition and some othe factors). I'm not sure whether I am excited about the current trend of seeing tattoo-style stuff, with skulls and anchors everywhere. I don't know whether I should be happy because I can actually find cool stuff or bummed because a bunch of trendy broads with absolutely no clue are also wearing it.

5. I don't think I have a specific favorite food, band, or color.

6. I am so ticklish that I can't get a proper massage. And I've never had a pedicure because I'm not sure that I could take it.

7. I've never done a real push-up. I have no upper body muscle whatsoever.

And here's my favorite meme in a long while, which Pam tagged me for. Here are five absolutely ludicrous, crazy, and ridiculous FALSEHOODS about me:

1. I love Christian contemporary music. The acoustic guitar just fills me with the Spirit. That rock and roll music is the devil's work.

2. I've dyed my hair 100 times, all different shades of blonde. It just suits me and my bubbly personality so well!

3. I really apply myself to whatever I do. If I do something, I do it 110%. I finish everything I start. I may not be the best at what I do, but I work so hard it doesn't matter. Also, I aspire to greatness.

4. I am totally vegan straight edge. And committed to it. I hate meat, milk, cheese and especially ice cream. Those poor animals. I won't even be friends with anyone who drinks alcohol. They clearly don't have enough self-respect for me to respect them.

5. I'm a conservative republican, but I never vote. I'm pro-life and I wish men could make all the choices about my body for me! I'm also threatened by "colored" people, and those crazy punk rockers. I wish everyone looked the same, and liked the same things I do.

So there you go. You probably learned something about me. I'm really pretty weird, but I couldn't come up with good stuff for the first one. I mostly just say weird things.

a knitting meme!

noreply@blogspirit.com (Jessica BACH) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:19:06 -0700

stolen

Mark with bold the things you have ever done, with italics, the ones you plan to do sometime, and leave the rest. (and I'm adding cross out things you have no desire to do. ever.)

Afghan
I-cord
Garter stitch
Knitting with metal wire
Shawl
Stockinette stitch
Socks: top-down
Socks: toe-up
Knitting with camel yarn
Mittens: Cuff-up
Mittens: Tip-down
Hat
Knitting with silk
Moebius band knitting
Participating in a KAL
Sweater
Drop stitch patterns
Knitting with recycled/secondhand yarn
Slip stitch patterns
Knitting with banana fiber yarn

Domino knitting (=modular knitting)
Twisted stitch patterns
Knitting with bamboo yarn
Two end knittingb [what?]
Charity knitting
Knitting with soy yarn
Cardigan
Toy/doll clothing
Knitting with circular needles
Baby items
Knitting with your own handspun yarn
Slippers
Graffitti knitting (knitting items on, or to be left on the street)
Continental knitting
Designing knitted garments
Cable stitch patterns (incl. Aran)
Lace patterns
Publishing a knitting book
Scarf
~~Teaching a child to knit~~
American/English knitting (as opposed to continental)
Knitting to make money
Button holes
Knitting with alpaca
Fair Isle knitting
Norwegian knitting
Dyeing with plant colours
Knitting items for a wedding
Household items (dishcloths, washcloths, tea cosies…)
Knitting socks (or other small tubular items) on two circulars
Olympic knitting
Spinning
Knitting with someone else's handspun yarn
Knitting with dpns
Holiday related knitting
Teaching a male how to knit
Bobbles

Knitting for a living
Knitting with cotton
Knitting smocking
Dyeing yarn
Steeks
Knitting art
Knitting two socks (or other small tubular items) on two circulars simultaneously
Fulling/felting
Knitting with wool
Textured knitting
Kitchener BO
Purses/bags
Knitting with beads
Swatching
Long Tail CO
Entrelac
Knitting and purling backwards
Machine knitting
Knitting with selfpatterning/selfstriping/variegating yarn
Stuffed toys
Knitting with cashmere
Darning
Jewelry
Knitting with synthetic yarn
Writing a pattern
Gloves
~~Intarsia~~
Knitting with linen
Knitting for preemies
Tubular CO
Freeform knitting
Short rows
Cuffs/fingerless mits/armwarmers
Pillows
Knitting a pattern from an online knitting magazine
Rug
Knitting on a loom
Thrummed knitting
Knitting a gift
Knitting for pets
Shrug/bolero/poncho
~~Knitting with dog/cat hair~~
Hair accessories
Knitting in public

once again ... (+ a meme!)

noreply@blogspirit.com (Jessica BACH) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:33:43 -0800

i am sitting at school using the computer. the girl to my left is posting on an anime board on a topic called "polygamy". the girl on my right is sitting in front of the computer reading. i'm sure the people waiting to get on the computer appreciate that great use of space.

i finished the "Raiders" socks and they've already been worn by the boyfriend. he went fishing with his dad, and at the beginning he got teased with "Did your mommy make you socks?" and then he told everyone they were wool. jealousy ensued. his family has been really into me knitting and asking me to make them stuff. they've also been really appreciative of what i've made them.

FINISHED: "Raiders socks".

pattern: plain stockinette toe-up sock. short-row toe and heel. 1x1 ribbed leg/cuff.

yarn: Blue Moon Fiber Arts' Socks that Rock medium weight in Stormy Weather

I love them! If that had fit my feet I would have kept them. I must make myself some socks in this yarn. I wish I could afford it!

I also finished my knucks! they're awesome, and i'm actually wearing them as i type this. i have not taken them off much since i've finished them. and i realized my dad's birthday is coming up, so he's getting some camo knucks that say "DUCK HUNT"! (he's a hunter.) two nights of knitting and i'm already to the cuff of the first one. also, boyfriend picked out yarn for some of his own. i'm glad i like this pattern!

FINISHED!

pattern: Knucks from knitty.com

yarn: LB Lion Wool in Sage. a little thick but super warm. i love this color! the photo on the left is closer to the actual color. this yarn comes in some great colors. i am pining for the grey.

needles: US #3s

mods: i have man hands, and the fingers didn't fit in the ladies' size. so i did men' fingers and the ladies' thumb, i think.

I will get around to taking a picture that really does them justice. I've wanted to, but it would require makeup and styled hair which has been too much for me lately. Tonight I think I will have to do both, so I'll try to get some pictures done, too.

In other crafting news, I actually played with my knitting machine the other day. (oh MAN! i was just looking at the LB site, meaning to close it, and i found myself on the new Cotton Ease page. my god I love these colors! taupe and stone especially.) anyway, i actually got something done with the knitting machine. even if it is roughly a 4"x4" piece of cotton. i really dislike this thing. however, it occured to me that Clapotis would be perfect for knitting on the machine. so if i can ever really figure out how to work this thing, i'll get the clap too.

Meme time! like Pam said, if you're reading this, consider yourself tagged.

Directions: If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

1. Open your mp3 library
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the Next button.
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool.
7. Don’t skip songs.

My Movie:

1. Opening credits: Catharsis - All Bets Off
2. Waking up: Lover's Rock - the Clash
3. First day of school: Live the Lie - Blood For Blood
4. Fight song: Ramallah - Ramallah
5. Breaking up: Jailhouse Rock - the Cramps
6. Happiness: Brain Error - Nekromantix
7. Life’s okay: Hammer House - Folsom
8. Mental breakdown: Crowbar Massacre - Steel Trap (too accurate.)
9. Driving: Strength Through Oi! - Pressure Point
10. Flashback: Stay Gold - the Unseen
11. Getting back together: Rip Her To Shreds - Blondie
12. Wedding song: Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
13. Birth of first child: In Love With a Whore - Hoods
14. Final battle scene: Do Anything - Angelic Upstarts
15. Death scene: Lyin' Eyes - the Eagles
16. Funeral song: Fuck Hollywood - Anti-Heroes
17. End credits: Which Side Are You On? - Dropkick Murphys

it's time for me to be off to class!

pointlessness

noreply@blogspirit.com (Jessica BACH) — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:36:51 -0700

Today I am just feeling doing a meme. Also, I have a very attractice picture of myself knitting, and my friend Kim in the background, that I'd like to share:

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

When was the last time you shaved?
When I showered on Saturday. I have showered since then, but not shaved.

What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Sleeping, of course. Dreaming about moving in with some family with like 5 kids and taking all my clothes over there.

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
This general sort of internet thing. Specifically, I think I was reading people's new blog entries via bloglines.

Are you any good at math?
Not bad at the basics. But I don't have the desire to work hard to understand harder stuff.

Your prom night?
Junior prom was miserable. boring. not worth the $$$ so I stayed home from senior ball. I probably went to a show.

Do you have any famous ancestors?
William Frawley, who played Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy" was my great-grandma's cousin.

Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
Not yet!

Last thing received in the mail?
bank statement, i think.

How many different beverages have you drunk today?
just a glass of milk.

Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
if they don't answer, sure.

Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
yeah, but i forgot to last time. i was going to be super cheezy and write my and boyfriend's name and draw a heart and all that jazz.

What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Maybe having my Herbst appliance put in and taken out. That thing sucked. It was to fix my overbite. rather than to pull it forward with rubber bands (it was almost a centimeter overbite) they use this weird appliance to push it forward. bars and such. and it would come undone every once in a while, like during a yawn. or it would get stuck. no wonder i was such a nerd as a kid!

What is out your back door?
patio, complete with four hibiscus plants and a fountain. also, usually a dog or two.

Any plans for Friday night?
partying, of course. my friend Raime's birthday happened to land on Friday the 13th.

Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Most of the time, I straighten the shit out of my curly hair so that sort of wind and humidity is a nightmare. When it's not straightened within an inch of its life, it is curled and hairsprayed to death.

Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
nope. and hopefully it stays that way.

Have you ever been to a planetarium?
sadly, no. however, from south reno (weird, i know) the stars are amazing. also, in the middle of pennsylvania. (Did I ever tell the story of staying at my mom's uncle's house in the middle of nowhere in PA? I had never been that far away from, uh stuff! It was quite a doozy. Pitch black at night. They have bears and shit. We saw a woodchuck.)

Do you re-use towels after you shower?
of course. i don't like to do laundry every 2 days.

Some things you are excited about?
partying this weekend.

What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
strawberry.

Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope. (I was thinking about this the other day, my great-grandmas had some awesome names: Hazel, Lillian, Ivy, and Blanche.)

Where do you keep your change?
pockets, wallet, Mason jar. I am looking for a cute change purse.

When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
probably the last time i danced out and announced what i was dancing.

What kind of winter coat do you have?
a black peacoat, which is ill-fitting and has shoulder pads. also the kind with a fake fur collar. like a parka-ish thing.

What was the weather like on your graduation day?
warm?

Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
closed

8 lasts --

8.] last kiss: last night when boyfriend dropped me off.
7.] last beverage: milk
6.] last movie watched: 12 Monkeys. weird.
5.] last phone call: boyfriend
4.] last cd played: hell if i know. ipod is on shuffle right now, playing nihilism from rancid.
3.] last "i love you": when i got home last night

2.] last time you cried: last night. long, lame story.
1.] last alcoholic drink: strawberry margaritas. last saturday night.

6 have you evers --

6.] have you ever dated someone twice: no way.

5.] have you ever been cheated on: nope. at least i fucking hope not.
4.] have you ever kissed someone: refer to #8 above.
3.] have you ever kissed someone you regret: no way.
2.] have you ever been depressed: definitely.
1.] have you ever been drunk and thrown up: yep but not in a while, thankfully

6 things you've done today
1.] woke up
2.] ate an amazing breakfast
3.] put makeup on, which is a feat for a tuesday morning.
4.] this
5.] checked bloglines

6.] checked out the "arts and crafts fair" at my school with really features little art and next to no craft.

4 places you've lived--
1.] south sacramento

2.]
3.]

4.]

3 favorite colors --
1.] yellow
2.] teal
3.] purple

2 things you want to do before you die --
1.] knit argyle knee socks
2.] figure out what i want to do in life.

Q 01: is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A 01: yes

Q 02: Where is the last place you went?
A 02: here, to school.

Q 03: who is the last person who called you?
A 03: mike. (boyfriend)

Q 04: do you have any siblings?
A 04: younger sister

Q 05: do you smile often?
A 05: I am told I am always smiling. which is why I am a weirdo magnet. I need to look weirder or something.

Q 06: do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A 06: yeah

Q 07: do you wish on stars?
A 07: definitely!

Q 08: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A 08: no, but i untie them before i put them back on. i cannot stand to walk on the backs of my shoes.

Q 9: do you like your handwriting?
A 9: sometimes. other times it just looks horrendous.

Q 10: who's bed did you sleep in last night?
A 10: mine

Q 11: what color shirt are you wearing?
A 11: i am wearing two slate greay shirts. i love this color.

Q 12: do you have any pets?
A 12: 2 dogs. one i absolutely love.

Q 13: what is the color of your bedsheets?
A 13: blue with polka dots

Q 14: What were you doing at 9 last night?
A 14: talking to boyfriend. and laying in bed.

Q 15: I can't wait until..
A 15: i can go home and decide whether to craft or shower.

Q 16: Look to your right. What's there?
A 16: another computer and a guy I don't know.

Q 17: Ever cried yourself to sleep?
A 17: yeah

Q 18: Song that makes you cry?
A 18: Stuff that's somewhat nostalgic. time of your life by green day. makes me think of middle school.

Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party?:
no. but i dearly hope that happens someday!

Are you easily excited?
depends.

What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
halloween. just all the partying and fun that always happens in october. (i am going to be Wilma Flintstone!)

If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
holy. shit. YARN!

If you could have anything right now what would it be?
now that you mention a million dollars ...

What was your latest dream?

i had two dreams last night. one about gardening and my old house and backyard. one about moving in with some family, i'm not sure why. i don't think i was going to be their nanny but it wasn't because i didn't have a family or anything. bizarre!

Do any of your dreams come true?
hopefully not, becauuse i had a dream about being unable to stop drooling the other night.

What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
almost all of my dreams are really weird. like why i would be moving in with some family. a lot of mundane things happen, but their combinations are what makes it weird.

5. Do you usually remember your dreams?
Most of the time, yes.

Feel free to tag yourselves.

A wonderful idea for a meme ...

noreply@blogspirit.com (Jessica BACH) — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:36:00 -0700

I got this idea for a meme from this guy. I adore 'Inside the Actor's Studio' so it's only natural I would like this. The only thing better than James Lipton is Will Ferrel doing James Lipton!

01. What is your favorite word?
Please.

02. What is your least favorite word?
Due. Anytime I have a duedate, that just guarantees it will not get done by then. Also, things like "required", "have to", etc.

03. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
The feeling of yarn. Good music. Beauty. Freedom.

04. What turns you off?
Ugliness. Stupidity. Filth.

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit. It's not so over-used, but it's still versatile.

06. What sound or noise do you love?
The pause in a song right before a breakdown.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything high-pitched, especially scraping or feedback.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Reality TV show starlet. I think I'm weird enough for that.

09. What profession would you not [under any circumstances] like to attempt?
Surgeon. Or Kindergarten teacher.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Don't worry.